5 Funny Facts of Life - Too Good

Indian Movement against Corruption - Funny and Catchy Slogans

Some of the catchy slogans - direct 4m India Gate -

1) Hoo hoo haa haa, Kapil Sibal Chuha
2) Manmohan Singh ek kaam karo, chudi pehen k dance karo
3) Sonia jiski mummy hai, wo sarkar nikami hai
......4) Gali ka kutta kaisa ho, kapil sibal jaisa ho
5) Manmohan jiska tau hai,wo sarkar bikau he
6) Desh ka yuwa jaag gaya,dekho Rahul bhag gaya
7) Corruption -> Virus, Anna -> Anitvirus
8) & d best 1 to shout near d police-Ye ander ki baat hai, police humare saath hai

Funny Equations

Equation 1 :-

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2 :-

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey

In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3 :-

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude,
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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Collection of TShirt - Don't Show to your boss

Funny Facebook / Orkut Status Updates

• My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
• If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
• Everyone needs a monkey who can fit in their hands!
• I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.
• No one is listening until you fart.
• Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.  
• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
• Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
• What you seize is what you get.
• If you can’t convince them, confuse them. 
• Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
• By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
• Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button

Funny Funny Messages

Funny Sayings about being Unlucky

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Funny Saying : Bright Life

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Funny Sayings by Unknowns

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Funny Saying by Mark Twain

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain