One of the most Viewed Video on Youtube

Charlie bit my finger

Story : "Charlie Bit My Finger – Again!", more simply known as Charlie Bit My Finger, is an Internet viral video famous for formerly being the most viewed YouTube video of all time with over 259 million hits as of December 2010. The clip features two English brothers, aged three and one. In the video, the younger brother, Charlie, bites the finger of his older brother, Harry. The boys' father uploaded the video online in May 2007.

Can you read this ?

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs rfeer it to ohtres !!

Ramayan - Summary in Hindi

 *संक्षिप्त** **रामायण*
 पूरी रामायण बीवियों की कहानी है.
लक्षमण अपनी घर पर छोड़ कर चला आया.
रावण दूसरे की उठा के फँस गया.
हनुमान की अपनी थी ही नहीं मगर दूसरे की ढूँढने में सारी लंका जला डाली.
राम को अपनी वापस लाने के लिए दस दिनों तक युद्ध करना पड़ा.
वापस लाकर भी उसे क्या मिला?
एक धोबी ने अपनी बीवी को वापस घर में नहीं लिया,
तो राम ने अपनीवाली को out कर दिया.
और अंत में क्या हुआ?
जिस बीवी के कारण यह सब रामायण घटी, वह underground हो गयी.
अब यह सोचो: अखा झमेला हुआ ही कायेको?
क्योंकि दशरथ की तीन बीवियां थी.

Be Patient - Inspirational Story

This is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck.

To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint.

The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment.

When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital. Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones, he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands.

When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs, he innocently said, " Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked, "but when are my fingers going to grow back?"

The father went home & committed suicide.

Think about the story the next time u see someone spill milk at a dinner table or hear a baby crying. Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired. Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't.

Too often we fail to recognise the difference between the person and the performance.

People make mistakes. We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.

Pause and ponder. Think before you act. Be patient. Understand & love.

Funny Equations

Equation 1 :-

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2 :-

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man - earn money = Donkey

In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Equation 3 :-

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend

Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude,
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!

And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

PLEASE IGNORE IF U R MARRIED.....

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