Miserable Accident on Vacation - Great but sad Moment Captured by a self timered camera

Two woman were very happy until the mishap happened....


this was the picture taken by an camera using timer. very tragic situation has been captured.

Moral of the story : Be very careful at outdoors, while you are enjoying

New Indian Rupee Symbol

The young man, who has given the Indian rupee a symbol, says "It is a great honour to be a part of India's history,"

Na jane dhondte kya ho meri weeran ankhon main

Na jane dhondte kya ho meri weeran ankhon main
chupa rakhe hain hum ne to kayi toofan ankhon main
Tumhara zarf tha k tum ko mohabbat yaad nahi ayi
jala teri mohabbat ka diya har aan ankhon main
kisi ka hath le kar hath main mile jab tum hum se
to kaise toot kar bikhra tha mera maan ankhon main
na samjho k shup hain to tumse koi shikwa nahi hai
Hum apne dard ki rakhte nahi pehchaan ankhon main...

Funny Picture : Mera Dimag Mat Khao

Funny Small Shayari for beauty queen

wo sangemarmar sa hasin gora badan,
bund bund piglata bhiga shabab uske hothon ka
chumte hi uff kashish kaisi hai
kambakht ye ICECREAM chij hi aisi hai!!!!

Hindi Shayari for a beautiful Girl

"KHUOOBSHURAT HAI WO ITNI SAHA NAHI JATA,
KAISE HUM ROK LE KHUDKO RAHA NAHI JATA,
CHAND ME DAAG HAI JANTE HAI HUM LEKIN,
RAAT BHAR DEKHE BINA USKO RAHA NAHI JATA,
JO MERI HO NAHI PAYEGI IS JAHAN ME KAHIN,
RUH BANKAR MILUNGA US KO AASMAN ME KAHIN,
PYAAR DHARTI PER FARISHTO SE KIYA NAHI JAATA,
UN NIGAHON ME MAHOBAAT NAHI TO KAHIYE AUR KYA HAI,


AUR MUJSE WO KEH RAHI WO KISI AUR KI HAI,
JARA SA JUTH BHI DHANG SE KAHA NAHI JATA,
AANKHO ME KAID KIYE BAITHA MAIN 1 HASEEN LAMHA,
JUB MAIN IS NIND SE JAGUNGA TO DIL TUTEGA,
WO MUJE KHWAB KOI DIKHA KYON NAHI JATI,
KHOOBSHURAT HAI WO ITNI SAHA NAHI JATA.'

Do u have a Girlfriend? [Interview]

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle
down here permanently. And my Company don't
want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.



Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a
girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This
personal
issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!


Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My
company is
dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.


Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.


Story V

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" !
(Job
hoper lah!)


Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is
dealing
with money and you will seduce.


Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to
employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect
your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

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