Friday, April 27, 2012
Funny Definitions of Some Day to Day Life Words
Chickens : The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. Committee : A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. Dictionary : A place where success comes before work. Divorce : Future tense of marriage. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Handkerchief : Cold storage. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Refrigerator : Combination art gallery and air-conditioner for the kitchen. Secret : Something you tell to one person at a time. Vegetarian : Old Indian word for bad hunter. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Professor : Someone who talks in someone else’s sleep.