Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Beautiful Katrina and Salman Khan - in Title song of Bodyguard

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Indian Men Getting warm - Funny Cartoon

Mumbai's Got Talent - Reay Road Idiots

Lot of people have to say very bad words for the boys doing this extra ordinary dangerous stunt. I have few points to put here

  • Please take this stunt as an art.
  • It is definitely very dangerous and one can die as it is real and without any sort of precautions or security measures.
  • The boys who are doing this looks like tapori but they have definitely mastered this art with lot of practice.
  • If we would have seen this on any Television show like, "India's Got Talent", "Entertainment Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega" or "Khatron Ke Khiladi" we would have clapped and cheered them, this boys may be raw but are definitely having talent.
  • May God bless them.

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Hilarious Aarti of Google - in Hindi

How to loose weight without being hungry ?

London, Aug 24 (ANI): Are you desperate to lose weight without major dieting, rumbling stomachs or expensive protein shakes? Then opt for a lighter lunch.

Scientists from Cornell University in New York have found that eating lighter lunches a few times a week could be an easy way of cutting down on calories without feeling it.

A team, led by Professor David Levitsky, devised a five-week eating study, where the food intake of paid volunteers was measured Mondays to Fridays.

For the first week, the group ate whatever they wanted from a buffet. For the next two weeks, half the group selected their lunch by choosing one of six shop-bought portion-controlled foods, such as Campbell's Soup at Hand, as a substitute for the lunch.

However, they could eat as much as they wished at other meals or have snacks.

For the final two weeks, the other half of the volunteers followed the same portion-controlled plan.

The scientists found that over the 10 days of consuming a portion-controlled lunch, the 17 participants had 250 fewer calories per day than usual and lost, on average, 1.1 pounds.

"The results confirm that humans do not regulate energy intake with any precision. Over a year, such a regiment would result in losing at least 25 pounds," The Daily Mail quoted Prof Levitsky as saying.

The study suggests that both high-protein and high-fibre meal replacements result in weight loss not by suppressing appetite, but by providing fewer calories.

As humans do not possess accurate mechanisms to compensate for the smaller intake at a previous meal, they end up taking in fewer calories.

"Making small reductions in energy intake to compensate for the increasing number of calories available in our food environment may help prevent further weight gain, and one way of doing this could be to consume portion-controlled lunches a few times a week," said co-author and graduate Carly Pacanowski.

The study will be published in the October issue of the journal Appetite. (ANI)

Monday, August 22, 2011

Indian Movement against Corruption - Funny and Catchy Slogans

Some of the catchy slogans - direct 4m India Gate -

1) Hoo hoo haa haa, Kapil Sibal Chuha
2) Manmohan Singh ek kaam karo, chudi pehen k dance karo
3) Sonia jiski mummy hai, wo sarkar nikami hai
......4) Gali ka kutta kaisa ho, kapil sibal jaisa ho
5) Manmohan jiska tau hai,wo sarkar bikau he
6) Desh ka yuwa jaag gaya,dekho Rahul bhag gaya
7) Corruption -> Virus, Anna -> Anitvirus
8) & d best 1 to shout near d police-Ye ander ki baat hai, police humare saath hai

Poster of Details of All Major Scams happened in India

Very creative, collection of scams happened in india and the total thats just beyond counting.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Funny - Office Memo to All Employees

Office Memo:-
To: All Employees

Dear Staff,
It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag we assume that you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

Lunch Breaks:
Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average size. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast and take a diet pill.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Restroom Use:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of 3 minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet pater roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offender" category.

As long as you are employed here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact. To have something removed will constitute a breach of employment.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplation, and input should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week.