Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Longest Password in World by Sardar

During a recent password audit, it was found that a sardar was using the following password:

When asked why he had such a long password, he said he was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.

Friday, June 25, 2010

16 Hindu Sanskar in Hindi

Hey Guys this is quiet interesting, you get 16 Hindu sanskar details (their name and when they are performed) as per hindu tradition. This is in Hindi

Click on the image to see in zoom

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Funny PJ's

"Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye toh rassi ko kya kahenge? NOKIA- Connecting "PEEPAL"."

"Why a heartbroken person doesnt need general knwldge?Kyunki jb dil hi toot gaya toh "GK" kya karenge"

"Wat wud u cal a gal who never laughs?HASI-NA"

"Wat did d mothr kangaroo say wen she found her baby missin?"Aila,meri pocket kisne maari""

"Wat is the cube of 13?Suroor,bczTERA*TERA*TERA=SUROOR"

"Mare hue insan ke mooh me kya daloge?Birla plus cement, kyuki "IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI""

"1 dog road pr ulta pada tha toh log use worship karne lage. Kyu?Kyuki DOG ka ulta is GOD"

"In bollywood who can tell future of Amir Khan? Ans: KOENA MITRA coz Amir sang in 3 Idiots.. KOENA jaane apna future kya hoga!"

Funny Funny Messages

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Nice Story for Management Students

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a Pathan got on. Six feet four, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground.

He glared at the conductor and said, "Pathan doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back.

Conductor didn't argue with Pathan, but he wasn't happy about it. The next day the same thing happened ? Pathan got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next.

This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Pathan was taking advantage of poor conductor. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff.

By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what's more, he felt really good about himself. So, on the next Monday, when Pathan once again got on the bus and said, "Pathan doesn't pay!"

The driver stood up, glared back at Pathan, and screamed, "And why not?"

With a surprised look on his face, Pathan replied, "Pathan has a bus pass."

Management Lesson: Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Shayaries on Yaad

Smart Small SMS

har baat kehkar samjhai nai ja sakti,,har chij zindagi mein payi nai ja sakti,,har waqt yaad karte hain apko,,par kya karen ``YAADEIN`` to dilkha nai ja sakti.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Best Sardar Jokes

3 Sardar Sleeping on a Bed

Once 3 Sardars were sleeping on a bed, and they were finding it difficult to adjust, so finally 1 sardar left the bed and went down to sleep.

After some time sardar sleeping on bed called the one who was sleeping down and said, "Oye, Bantya Upar aaja ab Jagah Ho gayi hai !!!"