"Agar 2 peepal k ped ko rassi se baandh diya jaye toh rassi ko kya kahenge? NOKIA- Connecting "PEEPAL"."
"Why a heartbroken person doesnt need general knwldge?Kyunki jb dil hi toot gaya toh "GK" kya karenge"
"Wat wud u cal a gal who never laughs?HASI-NA"
"Wat did d mothr kangaroo say wen she found her baby missin?"Aila,meri pocket kisne maari""
"Wat is the cube of 13?Suroor,bczTERA*TERA*TERA=SUROOR"
"Mare hue insan ke mooh me kya daloge?Birla plus cement, kyuki "IS CEMENT ME JAAN HAI""
"1 dog road pr ulta pada tha toh log use worship karne lage. Kyu?Kyuki DOG ka ulta is GOD"
"In bollywood who can tell future of Amir Khan? Ans: KOENA MITRA coz Amir sang in 3 Idiots.. KOENA jaane apna future kya hoga!"
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