Jokes on Marriage

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.




Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!





Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.





It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.




Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai?
Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar
Nark jaye to homely feel kare...




Why do Bride & Groom exchange varmaala during wedding ?
To tell each other affectionately. ..
Sweetheart U R Dead!




There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!